Drunks

I just had to quickly share this with you folks.

It’s just too funny to pass it up.

Ivan was watching “shorts” on YT the other night, and he was sitting in his chair laughing up a storm.

He came over to where I was, in our bedroom, on my computer also, and told me this.

“A cop pulls over this drunk woman, and tells her to say the alphabet starting with M.” She looks at him and says Malphabet.

Another one has the cop, talking to the drunk driver through her open window, also a female. He says to her, “didn’t you hear me tell you to pullover, several times?” She looks him square in the eyes, and said “yes, sir. I did. But this is a cardigan”. I thought I was going to lose it.

Hope those made you chuckle.

Until next time, stay safe.

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