Cutting ones own hair

Have you ever cut your own hair?

Have you ever to wanted, or needed to cut your own hair?

I have, and I do.

So, a couple of months ago, I just did it.

I bought a hair trimming machine from Amazon.mx, of course, and the one night, I did it. I trimmed my hair.

I used the largest blade guide, I believe it to be 1”, and went crazy. Mind you, I had no idea what I was doing, but, truth be told, it turned out pretty, well; really well, actually.

I want my hair spiked, about 2” on the top, and shorter on the sides, and in the back; think Dame Judi Dench.

Now, let’s talk about the back. Cutting the back of one’s hair is probably the hardest thing one can do. Did I do it?

That is a particular matter of opinion. If my option has weight, then, yes, I did an admirable job of it.

Am I going to show you the results?

Hell no!!!

Not in this lifetime.

Can I go out in public, looking like I do?

Do you have to ask?

I don’t give a good gosh darn what anyone thinks of me. You should’ve known that by now. Translated, I couldn’t care less.

So, have a good laugh, at my expense, and, until next time,

Stay happy, healthy, and safe, Wash, cover, and protect yourselves.

Post script: I contacted the owner of the beauty salon in the Plaza Taxqueña the other day via WhatsApp, and am going to make an appointment for a cut very soon.